I wanna chill, I wanna sit real still 
I wanna sleep like the dead on a bed of roses 
Me and my lovely wife 
We're in the prime of life 
I wanna feel real, I wanna free-wheel 
I wanna steal the show from under their noses 
I wanna get you off 
Ain't that enough? 
I'm gonna abseil down my ivory tower
And buy myself a Jaguar 

I'm a bad ambassador for that elusive place you're searching for 
I wanna show you so much more... but maybe some other time 

I wanna play with the big boys
I wanna ride with the tough guys on a Japanese motorbike 
I wanna hold your hand
Hey, what's your favourite band?
I wanna look like they looked 
I wanna shake like they shook, I wanna take what they took
I wanna get you high 
Don't ask me why 
It's just something I've got to do
I'll try to make it up to you 

I'm a bad ambassador for that elusive place you're searching for 
I wanna show you so much more... but maybe some other time 

I'm not the Pope and I don't wanna be the Archbishop of Canterbury 

I'm a bad ambassador for that elusive place you're searching for
I wanna show you so much more 
Yeah I could show you so much more 
But I'm a bad ambassador 

Well, maybe some other time...