Wake up in the morning feeling like Winehouse. (Hey, what up girl?)
Grab my breezer, I'm out the door
I'm gonna be really loud, 
Cuz I don't care who I [bad word] off
Yeah, I'm a real big sinner.
Sometimes, I eat my dessert before my dinner.

I'm talking odd socks on my toes, toes
Taking off all my clothes, clothes
Feeling overexposed, 
So, I put all of my clothes, uh, back on... 

Flush before I wee, wee.
Get arrested daily, ly.
Tryin' to get a peek of some [bad word] .. 

I'm mad, really bad, but don't tell my mum and dad.
Pucker up, kiss my butt, 
Cuz I'm bloody [bad word] nuts.
Hear the bass, skinny waist
Now let's copy Pokerface like, 

Woah oh Woah oh oh, Woah oh Woah oh oh.

I'm mad, really bad, but don't tell my mum and dad.
Pucker up, kiss the nut, 
Cuz it sells to be a [bad word] 
Hear the bass, skinny waist
Now let's copy Pokerface like, 

Woah oh Woah oh oh, Woah oh Woah oh oh.

I stay out till eleven when my curfew is ten.
"Goodnight, sweetie. Sleep well."
"Shut up, Mum! I'm on MSN!"
Now, the girls are lining up
Because we're [bad word] sailin'
But we punch 'em in the mouth if they're not Sarah Palin.

Talkin' 'bout doing things we'll regret, gret, 
Menthol cigarette, rette
Butt plugs in his pet! 
Woah, woah, woah... 

Text  on my Samsung, 
Not telling Dad [bad word]  rung, 
Have  with Alexa Chung
By telling her I'm well hung. 
(I'm, I'm, I'm quite well hung.)

I'm mad, really bad, but don't tell my mum and dad.
Pucker up, kiss my butt, 
Cuz I'm bloody [bad word] nuts.
Hear the bass, skinny waist
Now let's copy Pokerface like, 

Woah oh Woah oh oh, Woah oh Woah oh oh.

I'm mad, really bad, but don't tell my mum and dad.
Pucker up, kiss the nut, 
Cuz it sells to be a [bad word] 
Hear the bass, skinny waist
Now let's copy Pokerface like, 

Woah oh Woah oh oh, Woah oh Woah oh oh.

This is the part where the rap breaks down, 
This is the part where [bad word] go POW, 
This is the part where your balls sag down, 
This is the part where you pants go brown, 
This is the part where your dad goes out on a cold Christmas Eve to get some more milk but he [bad word] back because seventeen years later you find out he's had a whole [bad word] family with some Spanish [bad word] and he doesn't even know your [bad word] name anymore! 

Shut the [bad word] up! 

(Crying) I'm sorry... 

I'm mad, really bad, but don't tell my mum and dad.
Pucker up, kiss my butt, 
Cuz I'm bloody [bad word] nuts.
Hear the bass, skinny waist
Now let's copy Pokerface like, 

Woah oh Woah oh oh, Woah oh Woah oh oh.

I'm mad, really bad, but don't tell my mum and dad.
Pucker up, kiss the nut, 
Cuz it sells to be a [bad word] 
Hear the bass, skinny waist
Now let's copy Pokerface like
Woah oh Woah oh oh, Woah oh Woah oh oh.

(Woah, Woah, Woah, Woah, Woah, Woah)

Just Dance! 

Bad Romance! 

Woah oh Woah oh oh, Woah oh Woah oh oh.