Dashing through the [bad word] 
Of wet and sweety [bad word] 
Over the fields I go
Riding hairy [bad word] #33;
Balls already manned
Making spirits bright.
Take them in your hand
And merry kiss my [bad word] #33;

 [bad word] 
Oh, jingle balls, jingle balls
 [bad word] all the way!
Oh, what fun it is to ride
In wet [bad word] of a [bad word] #33;

day or two ago
I thought I'd take a ride
And soon Miss Funny [bad word] 
Was seated by my side.
The [bad word] was wet and [bad word] 
Misfortune seemed his lot
I got a perfect [bad word] 
And then she got cumshot!