Put your arms around me babe,
Can't you see I need you so? 
Hold me close against your skin,
'cause I'm about to begin
Lovin' you.

Spit on your hand and stroke my [bad word] at a medium pace.
Play with my balls and tell me how big they are.
 [bad word] your beaver up and down my face.
Now sit on the corner of the bed and watch me whack off.

You see that shampoo bottle? now, stick it up my [bad word] 
Push it in and out at a medium pace.
Talk about your old boyfriend's [bad word] and how big it was.
Now shave off my pubs and punch me in the face.

Darling, make me push my [bad word] and balls back between my legs.
Call me an ugly woman and take my picture to show all the people
You work with.

Now pull up my [bad word] and take that shampoo bottle out of my [bad word] 
Pretend I'm the pizza delivery guy and watch me whack off.
Strap on a [bad word] and make me give you head.
Now tell me slow down and do it at a medium pace.

I feel so humiliated. i'm about to blow my load.
You tell it's time to make love but I can't ''cause I spewed all over myself.
Then you look into my eyes, then you realize
How much I enjoy loving you. oh.
I'm so sorry I spunked all over my stomach.
Maybe next time I'll be better at loving you.