Everybody shouts on I Love Lucy 
Pee Wee reads the evening news 
pre-owned song or a second-hand Uzi 
Everybody got a job to lose  [bad word] the golden oldies  [bad word] the Hizbollah 
Businessmen from South Miami 
Humming AOR 

Meanwhile... 

I like Cal and his dog Napalm 
I like Ike and his itty-bitty A-bomb 
Everybody got one, I want mine 
You can order it up on Channel Nine 
Meanwhile, in the Sheraton, 
Doctor Jeep plays on and on and on 
There was a time but it's long gone 
Janie got a [bad word] on the Viet Cong 
Burning through downtown Saigon 
Me, I'm sold - down the Mekong 
Meanwhile, in the Sheraton, 
Doctor Jeep plays on and on and on 
Guns and cars and accidents 
The threatened witness my defence 
You can sell one another for fifteen cents 
Well bye-bye mother, [bad word] sense 
Meanwhile, in the Sheraton, 
Doctor Jeep plays on and on and on 

Everybody shouts on I Love Lucy 
Pee Wee reads the evening news 
pre-owned song or a second-hand Uzi 
Everybody got a job to lose  [bad word] the golden oldies  [bad word] the Hizbollah 
Businessmen from South Miami 
Humming AOR 
Meanwhile, in the Sheraton, 
Doctor Jeep plays on and on and on