It's Christmas Eve and I've only wrapped
two [bad word] #39; presents
It's Christmas Eve and I've only wrapped
two [bad word] #39; presents
And I hate, hate, hate your guts
I hate, hate, hate your guts
And I'll never talk to you again

Unless your Dad will suck me off
I'll never talk to you again.
Unless your mom will touch my [bad word] 
I'll never talk to you again.
Ejaculate into a sock
I'll never talk to you again
I'll never talk to you again

It's Labor Day and my grandpa just ate
seven [bad word] #39; hotdogs
It's Labor Day and my grandpa just ate
seven [bad word] #39; hotdogs
And he [bad word]  [bad word]  [bad word] in pants
He's always [bad word] #39; [bad word] his pants
And I'll never talk to you again

Unless your dad will suck me off
I'll never talk to you again.
Unless your mom'll touch my [bad word] 
I'll never talk to you again.
Ejaculate into a sock
I'll never talk to you again
I'll never talk to you again