(Spoken) Will: Though the world is so full of a number things, 

 I know we should all be as happy as But are we? I No, definitely no, positively no. Decidedly no. Uh uh 

 Short people have long faces and Long people have short faces 

 Big people have little humor And little people have no humor at all! 

 And in the words of that immortal god Samuel J. Snodgrass, as he was about to be lead to the guillotine: 

 Make 'em laugh Make 'em laugh 

 Don't you know everyone wants to laugh? (Ha ha!) 

 My dad said "Be an actor, my son But be [bad word] one 

 They'll be standing in lines For those old honky tonk monkeyshines 
 Now you could study Shakespeare and be quite elite 
 And you can charm the critics and have nothin' to eat Just slip on a banana pee 
 The world's at your feet Make 'em laugh Make 'em laugh Make 'em laugh Make 'em... 
 Make 'em laugh Don't you know everyone wants to laugh 
 My grandpa said go out and tell 'em a joke But give it plenty of hoke Make 'em roar Make 'em scream 
 Take a fall But a wall Split a seam You start off by pretending You're a dancer with grace 
 You wiggle 'till they're Giggling all over the place 
 And then you get a great big custard pie in the face 
 Make 'em laugh Make 'em laugh Make 'em laugh Make 'em laugh Make 'em laugh 
 Don't you know... all the...wants..? My dad... They'll be standing in lines 
 For those old honky tonk monkeyshines 
 Make 'em laugh Make 'em laugh Don't you know everyone wants to laugh? 
 Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha Ah ha ha ha ha ha 
 Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Make 'em laugh, ah ah! 
 Make 'em laugh, ah ah! Make 'em laugh, ah ah! 
 Make 'em laugh Make 'em laugh Make 'em laugh!