We're going on holiday 
So why have you got an array of board games under your arm? 
What’s the point in going somewhere else 
If you're only going to do exactly what you would be doing at home? 
Looks like we're both in checkmate now 

Board games have a double meaning in this caravan in Wales 
You sink ships when we should be kissing 
Monopoly has thrown us in jail! 

So stick the kettle on, so stick the kettle on! 
Cos that’s your get out call, your automatic response when everything is going wrong 
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It was you who killed us in the bedroom with the lights on 

Board games have a double meaning in this caravan in Wales 
You sink ships when we should be kissing 
Monopoly has thrown us in jail! 
Board games have a double meaning in this caravan in Wales 
You play Scrabble though we should be kissing 
Monopoly has thrown us in jail! 

Looks like we're both in checkmate now.....