I'm writing a song all about you
[bad word] song as real as my tears
But you've no need to fear it
Cause no one will hear it
Sad songs and waltzes aren't selling this year.

I'll tell all about how you cheated
I'd like for the whole world to hear
I'd like to get even
With you cause you're leaving
But sad songs and waltzes aren't selling this year.

It's a good thing that I'm not a star
You don't know how lucky you are
Though my record may say it
No one will play it
Sad songs and waltzes aren't selling this year.

It's a good thing that I'm not a star
You don't know how lucky you are
Though my record may say it
No one will play it
Sad songs and waltzes aren't selling this year.