Dear Cas, you’re a lucky guy 
I’m not gunna lie 
I’m kinda happy for you two 
Mad Props! He’s an awesome catch 
and you’re a perfect match 
cuz’ you’re both the nerdiest guys 
but this is kind of a surprise 

Dear Sam, heard it’s going swell 
I really couldn’t tell 
cuz’ you’re both attached at the hip 
so yeah, you’re his boyfriend now 
I don’t care anyhow 
Wait what, you guys are just friends?! 
Tell me, how does this story end? 

OMG did I misunderstand? 
it’s just that I saw you holding his hand 
is this just some kind of weird nerdy love 
or something more? I’m not really sure 
OMG what is happening? 
I’m so confused about this whole ... thing 
I just guess that what I’m trying to say is 
Cas, are you [bad word]  do you swing that way? 

OK guys, don’t hesitate 
tell me, are you ... or straight? 
either way I don’t really mind 
son of a ... oh ... 
yeah, it’s just my luck 
that I’d realise this today 
that I’m the one who’s ... 

OMG I’m going to ... 
cuz’ I’m in love with Castiel 
if you guys aren’t together then 
I am gunna make my move 
what have I got to lose? 
Me and my angel were meant to be 
I should’ve realised he was hitting on me 
so you guys were just the best of friends this whole ... time 
now Cas is mine 
miiiiiinnnneeeee~