I'm Henry VIII, I am
Henry VIII I am, I am
I got married to the widow next door
She's been married 7-- times before

And every one was an Henry (Henry!)
She wouldn't off a Willy or a Sam (No Sam!)
I'm her 8th old man, I'm Henry
Henry VIII I am

(Lead singer Peter Noone then says "Second verse, same as the first."  But
in fact, EVERY verse is the same as the first.)

(repeat verse)
 [bad word]  same pattern as verse)

(repeat verse)
H-E-N-R-Y!  Henry (Henry!) Henry (Henry!)
Henry VIII I am, I am, Henry VIII I am