Me and my love on a lazy saturday
Eating oysters, candle lights and a bottle of champagne.
 [bad word] (?) and a kiss
We're on our way to bed
When his phone began to ring
And it's you again.
I'm not prepared to share my man with no one else.

The morning sun is shining bright
The postman rides his yellow bike
He finds you dead down in a ditch
So leave my man alone, you [bad word] 

Went to this party, me and my lovely man
Wearing my finest dress
And my mood was the best.
We took a little dance with my hands inside his pants
You again [bad word] 
"Can I take you from him?"
I'm not prepared to share my man with no one else.

The morning sun is shining bright
The postman rides his yellow bike
He finds you dead down in a ditch
So leave my man alone, you [bad word]  (x2)