I'm just a politician, I do it all for you 
I always answer [bad word]  honestly I do 
Even if you did not vote, I 'll do my very best 
I'm here to get this country, out of such a mess 
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Na, nanna, na, elect me to the House of Treason 
Na, nanna, na, you can kiss good-bye to freedom 
Na, nanna, na, elect me to the House of Treason 
Na, nanna, na, you can kiss good-bye to freedom 

I'll be standing over you, keeping you safe while you're in your bed 
Can't you see my honesty, as I kiss your babies heads? 
I'll give you promises, I'll promise luxury 
I'll promise you all everything, if you just vote for me, now 
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spoken: 
I do declare in my position as a politician to lie, steal and rob you blind. Give money and property to people who shouldn't get it, while you go hungry and homeless. I also declare that I will do my best to bring this once-great nation down to the ground, and make it into some sort of second-rate banana republic. You know, in my position as a voice of the people, ha, ha, I will attempt to pull the wool over the eyes of those who have put me into this esteemed position of authority. Haven't you realised yet that my friends and here in the House of Treason on the banks of the old river, are just treacherous vermin who one day will destroy you all. Fools! You're just fools. Yeah fools. Fools... 
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