Blackjack booted demons 

Have surrounded my home 

Got dogs and 'copters 

and keep ringing my phone 

Well I don't know if [bad word] or going 

If it's them or me 

Oh, but one things for certain 

Willie Nelson only smokes the killer weed 

Now they're breaking my windows 

Banging on my doors 

Got me down and hog-tied 

Rifling through my drawers 

Boss demon tells me 

Oh how he would like to kill me 

Wait a minute tough guy

My disease does that for free

Well I don't know if [bad word] or going 

If it's them or me 

Oh, but one things for certain

Willie Nelson only smokes the killer weed 

Well I don't know if [bad word] or going 

If it's them or me 

Oh, but one things for certain

Willie Nelson only smokes the greenest green 

Well I don't know if [bad word] or going 

If it's them or me 

Oh, but one things for certain

Willie Nelson only smokes the killer weed