He stole it, he stole it 
He crossed the wires 
And flipped the [bad word] 
He rigged it, he rigged it 
His face was ugly 
And not so much as a halo oh, halo 
His favourite colour was black because he stole it, he stole it, he stole it, he stole it 

And one fine day, now 
It was typical 
I was wonderful 
He was critical 
He lived down my street 
Owned a Jaguar 
No matter where you are 
That’s a girlies car 
All around you 
He never seen a word 
He's always out of work 
He's never seen a word 
Got no gyro 
He didn’t need it though 
He stole cars, ya know 

Though he had the sneakiness to lie 
Such a lazy way to die 
Didn’t try 
Well oh my 

And all the girls were weepin when we said 
That their bluebird days were dead 
Go to bed 
Oh instead 

He stole it, he stole it 
He crossed the wires 
And flipped the [bad word] 
He rigged it, he rigged it 
His face was ugly 
And not so much as a halo oh, halo 
His favourite colour was black because he stole it, he stole it, he stole it, he stole it 

And he chased them right down 
From the batting cage 
So we could catch him up 
Smash his pretty face 
Bang bang bang bang 
With the bluebird and 
We were getting tanned 
by an old gang 
He sped away 
Past the studio 
The cigarillo 
And the fratellio 
We got wased 
Then we went to bed 
Got the train instead 

Though he had the cheekiness to lie 
Such a lazy way to die 
Didn’t try 
Well oh my 
(well oh my) 

And all the girls were weepin when we said 
That their bluebird days were dead 
were dead (were dead) 
Oh instead 

Oh oh oh, oh oh oh oh 
Oh oh oh, oh oh oh oh 
Oh oh oh, oh oh oh oh 
Oh oh oh, oh oh oh oh 

He stole it, he stole it 
He crossed the wires 
And flipped the [bad word] 
He rigged it, he rigged it 
His face was ugly 
And not so much as a halo oh, halo 
His favourite colour was black because he stole it, he stole it, he stole it, he stole it 

He swiped it, he swiped it 
And we don’t care because we got us a bagel and banjo 
And he can't drive us nowhere for once, oh halo oh yeh-lo 
His favourite colour was black because he stole it, he stole it, he stole it, he stole it 

Oh oh oh, oh oh oh oh 
Oh oh oh, oh oh oh oh 
Oh oh oh, oh oh oh oh 
Oh oh oh, oh oh oh oh 

La la-la, la la-la, 
La la-la, Laaaaa