LYRICS: [bad word] to decide other games that I tried
Were not enough to waste my time on
I don't really see why you'd play O 
And Fallout 3 felt so contrived
Don't understand why you'd play Rock Band
Cause there's just one game that I get high on
Play it all the time, its gaming redefined
Copied it to my hard drive

Halo, this is all I play oh
I got my Halo
This is all I play oh

I always know when my ammo is low
And a fast reloads what I rely on
On a killing spree, no ones as good as me
Through the campaign and I haven't died [bad word] to believe that I'm better than Steve
When we play split screen he gets his cry on
No ones beating me, challenge is what I need
Bet I [bad word] on X-Box Live

Halo, this is all I play oh
One-player Halo
This is all I play oh

The more I talk, the taunts I throw
The more I let my ego grow
Halo
Woah oh

Conquered single-player so lets go online for Slayer
And we'll go toe to toe
I'll obliterate you and you'll see me desecrate you
When I teabag you slow
I'm a Banshee lover so you [bad word] for cover
But there's nowhere to go
Play on Legendary baby I'm so good its scary
Man, you don't even know

Who would have known that I would get owned
When I took my game on X-Box Live
Sword made of energy
Whoops, now its killing me
Two glowing blades are stuck inside
Everyone here makes me cower in fear
Maybe I should just [bad word] and hide
What a lousy spawn
Don't know whats going on
My every kill has been denied

Halo, this is all I play oh
I suck at Halo
Listen what I say oh

The more I play the less I know
The more I realize I blow at Halo
Woah oh

Getting killed in Slayer and it looks like single-player
Set the bar way too low
Now my fate is sealed, [bad word] out of Bubble Shield
And there's nowhere to go
Losing on Valhalla to guy dual-wielding Maulers
Cause I move way too slow [bad word] through with their blades, getting stuck with the grenades
That explode with a glow

I said hey, hey yeah, oh yeah
Wheres my friends now
Hey, hey yeah, oh yeah
Cant this end now
 [bad word] from a Banshee up above they always see me
Cause I'm slow down below
Flounder on Foundation then I die on Desolation
Where there's no Carney Hole
Killed by a grenade from a kid in the third grade
Well, he sounds ten years old
Reputations shattered but it kind of doesn't matter
From now on, I play alone

I said hey, oh yeah, oh yeah
I'm so dead now
Hey, yeah yeah, oh yeah\

(This is song is a parody of Snow ((Hey-Oh)) by the Red Hot Chili Peppers)