Otoko no ko wa onna no ko no koto itsumo [bad word] ichinichijuu
Onna no ko no koto bakari [bad word] 
Dakedo otoko no ko wa yappari sukoshi baka de
Zenzen onna no ko no kimochi nante
Hora wakaranai mitai

Uu~ hontou ni dame yo ne o-baka-san
Oshiete hoshii no o-baka-san sou
Kono yo de ichiban taisetsu na koto wa
Yappari TIMING da to omou kedo
Nanchite na

Onna no ko mo otoko no koto nazeka
Suki ni [bad word] no
Hitobanjuu nemurenai nante kurai
Muchuu ni [bad word] 
Dakedo otoko no ko wa
Yappari itsumo baka de
Zenzen onna no ko no kokoro nante
Mada wakaranai mitai

Nee hontou ni hontou ni o-baka-san
Oshiete ageyo ka o-baka-san sou
Kono yo de ichiban taisetsu na koto wa
Zettai hazu shicha ikenai koto wa ne
Yappari TIMING da to omou desho

Sou suki da to iu no mo
DATE wo [bad word] no mo nani wo [bad word] no demo,
Uu~ KISS toka [bad word] no mo
Sayonara iu no mo donna toki ni demo

Sou kono yo de ichiban taisetsu na koto wa
Yappari TIMING da to omou no de
Omou no de konnichiwa

Sou suki da to iu no mo
DATE wo [bad word] no mo nani wo [bad word] no demo,
Uu~ KISS toka [bad word] no mo
Sayonara iu no mo donna toki ni demo

Sou kono yo de ichiban taisetsu na koto wa
Yappari TIMING da to omou bena
Omou bena omou bena omou bena
Ponpokorin