In the logbook of the LRC
Well I knew I'd find something
hundred stories sitting there to read
I got my focals out, I put them on

And all is calm, all is calm

There's a [bad word] here to eat now
Which dated back to 1993
I don't care what the people say 'cause
That dog, he [bad word] around here anymore

No, the dog is gone, the dog is gone
The dog is gone, the dog is gone...

The town is so small,
How could anybody not
Look you in the eyes
Or wave as you drive by?

The world is such a wonderful place
The world is such a wonderful...

I see everyone before me, 
there was birthday  and sleep
Some weren't getting along
Nobody's outside trying to murder
Nobody's outside, there's no one really at all

What the [bad word] I saw? The [bad word] I saw,
The [bad word] I saw, the [bad word] I saw...

The town is so small,
How could anybody not
Look me in the eyes
Or wave as I drive by?

The world is such a wonderful place
The world is such a wonderful place
The world is such a wonderful place
The world is such a wonderful place
Ladida, ladadidada...