[Intro - Eminem]
Good evening... This is your [bad word] captain speaking
We will soon be reaching an altitude of 4 million and a half feet
That's 8 million miles in the sky
Please undo your seatbelt for takeoff
You are now free to smoke up out the cabin

[Dr. Dre]
I'm Dre from back in the day from
NWA from black and the grey from
Chokin' a [bad word] to smackin' her face from
Stackin' up bodies to rackin' the K's up
From rackin' up hits to stackin' them crates up
I'm still hungry and I'm back with a tapeworm
And what was happenin' in rap entertainment
Me and Shady, far [bad word] [bad word] there ain't none

[Eminem]
Speak of the devil, it's attack of the Rainman
Chainsaw in hand, blood stain on my apron
Soon as the blade spun, [bad word] they run away from
Who wanna play dungeon, no one is safe from
In search of a brain surgeon, a great one
Wait it ain't funny man, it's urgent I need one
Two boxes of detergent and a paint gun
And an emergency squirt gun to spray-a one
 [bad word] 
So one more time for old time's sake
Dre drop that beat and scratch that break
Now just blow a little bit of that smoke my way
And let's go (You are now smokin' with the best, best)

I said one more time for old time's sake
Dre drop that beat and scratch that break
Now just send a little bit of that smoke my way
And let's go (You are now smokin' with the best, best)

[Eminem]
Smoke signal in the sky like verizon wireless
nice environment, suprise entirely
hypnotized by the sound I surround the hydrant
Takin' lives of firemen, say goodbye here I am again
Naked wives and vicodin
Before I begin to get to so high pussyboy I could spin
Vin vin [bad word] the handle, I fly off the hinge
Let that boy off the bench coach, and throw it to him
There he goes in his trenchcoat, no clothes again
Baby make us some french toast and show us some skin
I show you every inch grows in my [bad word] Show me nipple, I pinch both and throw up a ten
Now you know it's a sin to tease, blow us again
The sorceror of intercourse, if it's forced it's him
Don't fight the feelin' if you're feeling the force within
Now when you wake up in the mornin' next to the porcelain
 [bad word] 
So one more time for old time's sake
Dre drop that beat and scratch that break
Now just blow a little bit of that smoke my way
And let's go (You are now smokin' with the best, best)

I said one more time for old time's sake
Dre drop that beat and scratch that break
Now just send a little bit of that smoke my way
And let's go (You are now smokin' with the best, best)

[Dr. Dre]
Now when there's smoke there's fire
When there's fire there's flames
When there's flames there's Chronic
Either you high or you ain't
I got no time for no games

[Eminem]
Naah uh he ain't playin'
He's gon' get the AK and aim it right at your bra-ain
I'm slightly insa-ane, Vic and Creatine
Hypnotic and red bull, it's an incredible energy drink
And It's givin' me wings, I believe I can fly
While I pee on a girl, you won't catch me CSI
It's as easy as pie, and as simple as cake
Dre get on the mic and make 'em tremble and shake

[Dr. Dre]
Now put your smoke up in the air, raise your Henny and Coke
And if you really wanna get [bad word] up, just let me know
We can smoke 'til there's no more lighter fluid to do it
Let's get in to it, your smokin' with the triedest and [bad word] I got the midas touch, when [bad word] to rollin' [bad word] up
You mother [bad word] ain't smokin' you just holdin' [bad word] up
Now here we go let's get up, get down, hold up a blunt
I smoke the kind of stuff that makes the records go number one
Cause if at first you don't su