Now I wanna wrestle in the garden
I’m on my way to stardom
I know I’m ready I know I’m great
But first I’ve got to get in shape

Cause I got my eye on the [bad word] bear"
Gonna tear him up I swear
This guy thinks he’s the champion
Gonna take his belt and beat him!

I’m the [bad word] king of the ring
I’m the [bad word] king of the ring
I’m the [bad word] king of the ring
I’m the [bad word] king of the ring

I’m ready for a match with the [bad word] bear"
Gonna pile drive him pull his hair
I might have a foreign object in my [bad word] I might have to use on that punk

Got the hardest hold you can put on anyone
If you’re my victim you’re beaten
I’m a lean mean fighting machine
Powerful and strong like king kong

I’m the [bad word] king of the ring
I’m the [bad word] king of the ring
I’m the [bad word] king of the ring
I’m the [bad word] king of the ring

Started having seconds thoughts I was scared as [bad word] The last thing I wanted was to hear them ring the bell
I mean [bad word] bear could probably
Tear me limb from limb

He’d probably grin be real happy with himself
This is not good for my healthy
I’m [bad word] out of the dressing room
And get beaten up by that goon

Go back [bad word] go back home!
Don’t wanna get a broken bone
Or a lump on my head
Ain’t gonna hide under the bed

I’m the [bad word] king of the ring
I’m the [bad word] king of the ring
I’m the [bad word] king of the ring
I’m the [bad word] king of the ring
I’m the [bad word]