I saw a funny freak parade
marching down the street
They were acting very strange
kissing everybody they meet
Bananas hanging from their ears
Daffodils in their hands
Someone asked what's happening here 

They were lead by a strange little man
playing on a celery flute
Backed up by a big brass band
Made up one [bad word] They were making a very strange sound
that was hard to describe
But you know something good's going 'round  

The fat policeman was getting uptight
Because they drowned him with flower 
He knows the they smell very sweet
but his face is very sour
He wants to bust the [bad word] though he doesn't really know why
Maybe it's because they act kind of free
who knows

I saw a funny freak parade
marching down the street
They were acting very strange
kissing everybody they meet
Bananas hanging from their ears
Daffodils in their hands
Someone asked what's happening here
That's what's happening baby