When I'm feeling lazy at school or when I work
I sneak to [bad word] and then I like to shirk
I don't go online shopping, I don't e-mail with my mom
I open up my browser and go to [bad word]  [bad word] 
Gotta digg, gotta digg, gotta digg
Gotta make this story big!
Did you hear that awful sound?
Oh, another server's down!
Gotta digg, gotta digg, gotta digg
Gotta make this story big!
Did you hear that awful sound?
Oh, another server's down!

I always dig up Apple and I bury Microsoft
But when I said I was a girl
Oh, all the diggers scoffed
And when I see those stories about Senator Ron Paul
I don't even RTFA
I just digg them all!
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The fanboys can be tiresome, they always are outspoken
And if you're listening Kevin Rose, [bad word] system is broken!
I know digg isn't perfect, but be thankful for what we've got
It's just like daddy always says, "At least it's not Slashdot!!!"
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Gotta digg
Gotta digg
Gotta digg
Oh, whoa
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I gotta digg!