(Shiraishi [bad word]  Yoi ko no minna genki ka na~?
OK! Saa omatase [bad word] Akira-sama ga utau 
shinkyoku 'Aimai Net Darling' kiite itadakimashou 
harikitte douzo!)

Yuzurenai Sawarasenai
Tanoshimi maikai mai mai Mine
Anata dake Sukoshi dake yo
Naisho no tokubetsu tooku tooku Talkin'

(Shiraishi [bad word]  Ii kanji desu yo)

Ha~i atashi rakkii☆rakkii [bad word] 「Masani fankii☆fankii saishuu heiki」
Iie~ Agame tatematsure
Sonna hoppii Karada ni ii!

Netto daarin 「Nanda boku ka?」
Dadda daarin 「Yappa boku ka...」
Otona no jijou de shikata ga nai
But, daarin 「Nan desu ka ne?」
Dadda da~ 「Daa~, wa yamete...」
Nakayoku ne yarimashou

Dadda daauin 「Nande sore ga?」
Dadda danshin 「Chotto dake yo...」
Shigoto wa subete ga taihen sa
Aimai de 「Ii n ja nai no?」 [bad word] na  [bad word] ne...」
Ma, onegai toki doki yoroshiku ne!

(Shiraishi [bad word]  Iyaa~ Boku uta utau no hajimete 
nan desu kedo, kekkou tanoshii mono desu ne!

Kogami Akira: Niko-niko [bad word] ne Shiraishi-san.

Shiraishi [bad word]  Hai! Atama chotto kanjatta n de. 
Kono ato wa ganbarimasu yo! Saa 2 ban ittemi yo~!)

Tsuzuku no ka [bad word] no ka
Shiran yo haikai hai hai Hyper
Sokorahen Yatara hen da
Himitsu de kakubetsu kaapu kaapu Captain

Ui~ssu Ohha rakkii☆rakkii aisatsu
「Doumo happii☆happii [bad word] ka?」
Ha~n [bad word] arimasushi?
Kitto guppii Kawairashii♪

Deddo rain [bad word] na yo!」
Ranrarain  [bad word] ..」
Kodomo no shijou ga demakuri da
Black, rain 「Abunai na!」
Ranraraa~ 「Rabu...」
Shinkoku ni narimasen

Ranraraamen 「Paitan da ne!」
Ranrararaiden 「Inazuma ka...」
Kotoba wa dokodemo [bad word] Tanjun de 「Gomennasai!」
Asobuze 「Toy no kawari?」
Ja, itsumo no doki doki chuun napu de!

Fuffuun♪
Rakkii chansu
Fuffuun♪
Nantettatte $ [bad word]  !

(Shiraishi [bad word]  Ore~!

Kogami Akira: Shiraishi-san

Shiraishi [bad word]  [bad word] Akira-sama?

Kogami Akira: Choushiii desu ne~

Shiraishi [bad word]  A, hai! Sugiku tanoshii desu!

Kogami Akira: Nankaa~

Shiraishi [bad word]  Hai?

Kogami Akira: Sugoku moriagatte masu yo nee~

Shiraishi [bad word]  Ano~ Akira-sama? Kao ga chotto 
kowai n desu kedomo...

Kogami Akira: Da・re・no! Uta darou nee~?

Shiraishi [bad word]  A, iya, ano, sore wa Akira-sama no 
Akira-sama ni [bad word]  Akira-sama no tame no uta desukara!

Kogami Akira: Sou da yo ne~

Shiraishi [bad word]  Sou desu yo mochiron ja nai desu ka!

Kogami Akira: Da・re・ka! Medattenai ka naa~?

Shiraishi [bad word]  A, Akira-sama! Saa tsuzuki desu 
yo! Douzo! )

Netto daarin 「Nanda boku ka?」
Dadda daarin 「Yappa boku ka...」
Otona no jijou de shikata ga nai
But, daarin 「Nan desu ka ne?」
Dadda da~ 「Daa~, wa yamete...」
Nakayoku ne yarimashou

Deddo rain [bad word] na yo!」
Ranrarain 「Desu ne...」
Shigoto wa subete ga taihen sa
Aimai de 「Ii n ja nai no?」 [bad word] na  [bad word] ne...」
Ma, onegai toki doki yoroshiku ne!

Rakkii☆rakkii chansu
Yoroshiku ne!

(Kogami Akira: Shiraishi?

Shiraishi [bad word]  Hai! Nan deshou ka?

Kogami Akira: Chotto koi

Shiraishi [bad word]  E? Iya, ano, mada kyoku 
tsuzuitemasu keredomo!

Kogami Akira: Chotto koi ! ! ! !

Shiraishi [bad word]  Akira-sama ni hakushu~~ ! !

Kogami Akira: [bad word] ! ! ! !

Shiraishi [bad word]  AaAAAaAaaaA