I'm not [bad word] I just love myself [bad word] 

Mirror mirror on the wall
Who's the fliest [bad word] of them all?
Never mind, I am
That [bad word] is so [bad word] pretty
Yeah I am
If I were her, I would kiss me (muah!)
Hey

Mirror mirror on the wall
Hit up prince charming, tell him give me a call
Never mind, [bad word] him
Cause I found somebody better
Never mind, [bad word] him
I'll make myself so much wetter (wetter, wetter)

Everyday I see myself
I love me even more (it's me I adore)
Ain't nobody got [bad word] on me
I'm the best for sure (my cherie amor)

V is for Vanity
Everytime I look at me
I turn myself on, yeah
I turn myself on, yeah
V is for Vanity (what)
Thank you Mom and Daddy cause
I turn myself on, yeah (yeah)
I turn myself on (get into it)

Mirror mirror on the wall
Who's the iest of them all?
Never mind, I am (I am)
Oh, she's so hot and y
Yeah I am (that's right)
No-no-no wonders she's [bad word]  ow, huh

Mirror mirror on the wall
They call me stuck up, but I'm not at all
Never mind, I am (I am)
It's not my fault I'm the [bad word] Yeah I am
I am, and I'm a bad [bad word] [bad word]  hey

Everyday I see myself
I love me even more (it's me I adore)
Ain't nobody got [bad word] on me
I'm the best for sure (are you ready for me?)

V is for Vanity (yeah)
Everytime I look at me
I turn myself on, yeah
I turn myself on, yeah
V is for Vanity
Thank you Mum and Daddy cause
I turn myself on, yeah (yeah)
I turn myself on (get into it)

No regrets (no regrets)
Get into it
No apologies (no apologies)
And now I take myself to be my lawfully wetted [bad word] 
All the girls say
Yeah I'm vain, so what, so what
All the boys say
Yeah I'm vain, so what, so what
All the girls say
Yeah we're vain, so what, so what
Everybody say
Yeah we're vain, so what, and what
Whoa

V is for Vanity (yeah)
Everytime I look at me
I turn myself on, yeah
I turn myself on, yeah (yeah what)
V is for Vanity (Hey)
Thank you Mum and Daddy cause
I turn myself on, yeah (that's right)
I turn myself on (get into it)

If the shoe fits
Wear it [bad word] If the shoe fits
Wear it [bad word] If the shoe fits
Wear it [bad word] Read my lips, muah
I'm a vain [bad word]  hey

Hey yeah
Can't love no one else
Til you love yourself
And if they don't like it, tell em
Get in line
And kiss your [bad word] [bad word] (muah!)

Love you baby, au revoir
That's right, let's go out like this

Mirror mirror on the wall
Who's the fliest of them all?
It's me, bow down, get on your knees

Where's my queens?
Who reign supreme?
Let me hear you scream
Whoa, oh

And the legacy lives on
Going strong
Let us not forget
Who owns the throne?

(Max)
You do mommi!