I'd like to build the world a site
And furnish it with [bad word] 
Draw hentai pics and girls with [bad word] 
And tentacles galore

I'd like to teach the world to fap (fap with me)
In perfect harmony (perfect harmony)
I'd like to show you dirty toons
For all eternity

I'd like to see the world for once
All standing [bad word] in hand
And hear them jerk it far and wide
Spray [bad word] throughout the land (It's [bad word] up 'round here)

I'd like to teach the world to fap (let the world fap with me)
In perfect harmony (oh yeah)
Do do do dooh

I'd like to teach the world to fap
In perfect harmony (over and over)
La la la laah