glass eye I use to spy.
 Little tiny teeth that tell a golden lie.
 My feet are small, I'm not that tall.
 I'll tell you the [bad word]  but really not at all.

 I'm small like a superball, throw me at the wall
 I'm fragile like an eggshell, I'm mad as [bad word] 

 My teeth are gold, I'm not that old.
 I would tell you the [bad word]  but I'm not that bold.
 Hook me with your hand, my mouth is full of sand.