I've got a rabbit, it likes to hop 
I've got a girl and she likes to shop 
The other foot looks like it won't drop 
I had an uncle and he got shot 

Is this greeting the type that's meant for me? 
Are you part of this kakistocracy 

This ringing in my ears won't stop 
I've got a red Japanese tea-pot 
I've got a pen but I lost the top 
I've got so many things you haven't got 

This fellow's craft is just not for sharing 
He's not an intimate secretary 

I've got a rabbit it likes to hop 
I've got a girl and she likes to shop 
The other foot looks like it won't drop 
I had an uncle but he got shot 

Then [bad word] of skull is monarchy 
Down with luck we'll see Ecclesiarchy 

Our fellow's craft is just not for sharing 
He's not an intimate secretary 

(This ringing in my ears won't stop) The Ex-archives inspector inquisitor 
(I've got a red Japanese tea-pot) The demockery streets master 

(I've got a pen but I lost the top) Are you part of this khakistocracy? 
(I've got so many things you haven't got) Is this greeting the type that's meant for me?