How can it be that everyone is so [bad word] happy
All the things the world can offer, show me all of them, bring me all of them
Leaning in to listen hard, the water draws me close and pulls me in
Exciting things are near now, right, Ondine??
 
Okay, okay, okay, hi-hi everyone!!
Listen up because this is all really important to know about!!
All the questions you've had?? Everything you've ever wanted to know??
Guess what, I'm going to tell you!!
All the things that have been bothering you, I'll explain all of it!!
 
Hey, all of you now, cheering up is your job, don't let me down
Are you super happy now?? It's your job to be. Don't want to get fired, right??
All of us here in the Happiness and Peace of [bad word] wish you absolute happiness
and will do anything in our power to assist you~
 
Happiness is your responsibility.
Happiness is your responsibility.
Happiness is your responsibility.
Are you really happy now?? You're supposed to be.
 
Happiness is your responsibility.
Happiness is your responsibility.
Happiness is your responsibility.
Are you really happy now?? Well you better be.
 
So darlings, be at peace, have the happiest of days, and fulfill your duty to the world
Just remember that your happiness is our happiness.
Are you feeling happy now?? Well you need to be, okay?? It is your very purpose.
And if you are not feeling happy, well then, we can help with that too!!
 
Nooses, tightropes, slice your neck and chokeholds, gunned down, go drown,
all of you will bow down. Decapitiation, know your limitations, [bad word]  go die,
just pick the one you like ♥
 
Alright, alright, alright, Hi-hi everyone!!
Oh my goodness gracious, I can just feel the happiness flowing from all of you!!
None of you feel any dissattisfaction or uneasiness, right??
I'm scared, I'm really really scared...!!
All of your overwhelming happiness is scaring me!!
 
I wonder if the [bad word] is that all of you are happy??
All the things the world can [bad word] away from them, please escape from them
Hold your hands up to your ears, the water is so loud its deafening
The fear of death will choke them, right, Ondine??
 
Alright, alright, alright, now everyone, guess what??
He is dead!! That one sassy little knight who betrayed Ondine is dead!!
If anyone would like to attend his funeral, the line is just over to the left!!
Otherwise, please carry on living happily, sweethearts!! That will be all. Tahtah~
Happiness is your responsibility.
Happiness is your responsibility.
Happiness is your responsibility.
Are you really happy now?? You're supposed to be.
 
Happiness is your responsibility.
Happiness is your responsibility.
Happiness is your responsibility.
Are you really happy now?? Well you better be.
 
It is your job. Didn't you know?? It is your job. Happiness is your responsibility.
It is your job. Didn't you know?? It is your job.
If you are feeling discontent, die.