Hey! Hey! Hey!

You can't have friends
The moneys gonna see to that
You can't have friends
The honey flows into the vat

I should believe in honey flowin' from the rock
I should believe in human nature but I don't

I wanna be your friend
To the bitter end
I wanna be your friend
To the bitter end
Baby, but I can't be
Baby, but I can't be

You can't have friends
The sickest mornings are the worst
You can't have friends
The [bad word] will make your bubble burst

Time is wastin' if you ain't takin' the automatic plan
I ain't fakin', I got the bacon, catch me if you can

I wanna be your friend
To the bitter end
I wanna be your friend
To the bitter end
Baby, but I can't be
No I can't be

You can't have friends
No you can't have friends
You can't have friends
No you can't have friends
Nobody wants your pretty little self
They all think you're someone else