Wake up in the morning looking greener than Shrek
Sleeping in a tub can really mess up your neck
Before I leave I stop and vomit up tequilla and glitter
Im spending every morning with my head in the s**tter
Got vomit in my hair
But Im way too sick to care
Now Im fallin down the stairs
I pull myself off the floor
Then Im almost at the door
But my family is waiting for me
Oh [bad word] not again
Its an intervention
Its cool Im fine
I can stop at any time

DAD
Thats a lie
You wont try
Now youve made your mother cry Look!

MOM
O o o o O o o o

KESHA
Im outta here
This is [bad word] I just drank a couple beers

MOM
Dont leave
We love you
We even hired Dr. Drew

DR. DREW
This pattern
needs to end

KESHA
I think I have to puke again
O o o o O o o o

KESHA
So, I decide to stay, but my head is still reeling
Then they all go down the line talkin bout their feelings

BROTHER [reading]
It makes me sad when I see [bad word] your teeth with Jack
Also you borrowed my gold bike and never gave it back

DAD
Stop showing off your butt
Youre making young girls act like [bad word] And youre starting to get a beer gut

DR. DREW
This behavior is a dead end
P. Diddy is not your friend
Youll end up like Lindsay Lohan
L-L-L-L-Lohan

KESHA
This is whack
I feel trapped

DR. DREW
We just want the old Kesha back

KESHA [bad word] you
Dr. Drew
And your stupid camera crew

MOM
Hey you
dont have to shout
We’re just trying to help you out
O o o o O o o o

KESHA
Okay
Its time you know
This is just a video
I dont drink
Or pee in sinks
Thats just what I want my fans to think
Its all an act
And in fact
Its even in my contract