Well the beach is empty
And the skies are gray
It's getting cold out on the pier
Ever since you left me
There hasn't been a sunny day
I gotta say it's getting weird

I'm tired of waiting so
 [bad word] back to California
It sucks without you here
It's like the sun stops shining
The palm trees disappeared [bad word] back to California
Life sucks since you've been gone
So I'll pour you a mojito
I'll play your favorite song
I'm just trying to say I miss you
I miss you

The medical marijuana
Sales are going through the roof
But nothing gets me quite as high as you
You used to call me a hipster
But now I'm looking like a bum
I haven't changed my shirt in months

So tired of waiting
 [bad word] back to California
It sucks without you here
It's like the sun stops shining
The palm trees disappeared [bad word] back to California
Life sucks since you've been gone
So I'll pour you a mojito
I'll play your favorite song
I'm just trying to say I miss you
I miss you

You've got me singing like
 [bad word] back to California
It sucks without you here
It's like the sun stops shining
The palm trees disappeared
 [bad word] back to California
Don't leave me all alone
I'll call up Schwarzenegger
Tell him [bad word] home
 [bad word] back to California
It sucks without you here
It's like the sun stops shining
The palm trees disappeared [bad word] back to California
Life sucks since you've been gone
So I'll pour you a mojito
I'll play your favorite song
I'm just trying to say I miss you
I miss you
I miss you
I miss you