Little one, you've probably got it all wrong.
So for the best effect
Let me reflect
The possibilities

Well, Queen Chrysalis has her pesky hive,
And Twilight Sparkle has her faithful friends.
But, baby, you can teach them how to thrive -
You got a brand of magic never ends.
You can defeat an angry magic bear, 
Got superpowers you don't even know.
And Fluttershy may think you need her care,
But all you need is your reflection, oh!
And I'll say:

Hello there, little kid,
Look 'round, and you will see.
They laugh at you.
I never did.
You ain't never had a friend like me!
Life is your treasure chest,
And I'm your golden key!
I get my fun, you get the rest.
You ain't never had a friend like me!

Yes sir, we pride ourselves on chaos.
Every color
Size and taste!
All that you planned
Is [bad word] 
And all responsibilities are a waste.

Look at your enemies -
Your puppets they will be!
I'm in the mood to help you dude.
You ain't never had a friend like me.

Can your friends do this?
Can your friends do that?
Can your friends pull this out their little hat?
Can your friends go "boom!"?
Well, looky here!
Can your friends say Arrivederci, snap like this,
Then make the Elements just disappear?

So doncha sit there -- get your paws to work!
I'm gonna help, but I won't do it alone.
Oh, they were wrong to call me an "evil jerk",
Made a mistake when turning me to stone.
I got a powerful urge to help me out,
So what-cha wish? I really wanna hear.
You got a list that's three miles long, no doubt.
Well, all you need is a mirror somewhere near!

Your safety, little pal, is what I guarantee.
And also fun! All will be done.
You ain't never had a friend, never had a friend
You ain't never had a friend, never had a friend
You ain't never had a friend like me
You ain't never had a friend like me, hah!