Hey I know it's getting pretty late,
But I was wondering, how are things
Around the office these days?
Did your boss ever give you that raise?
Does that girl still work next door,
The one with the [bad word] up teeth that you hate?

And anyway, I guess I'm just calling to say
I was thinking back to when we went to school upstate.
With a full week before classes in September,
You got the best seat in the house,
Sprawled out on the couch "for the night"
And stayed there for a whole semester.

Hey, I know it's getting pretty late,
But I was thinking I could swing by
Your office tomorrow on your break.
You could tell your roommate to cover us
While we're away.
Do you think that it would be a shame
If I wished that we were back in school again,
If only so I could walk you home?
Before you got your own place,
With your own bills to pay.
But I know it's getting late
Tomorrow morning you've got work.

And I know you don't like calling,
Putting yourself out there to get hurt.
But just say the word
And I'll be outside in the parking lot
With the [bad word] by the curb.

Hey!
I'll even let you pick the records we play.
All I want to do
Is waste some time with you
And drive the night away.
So if you get this message,
Call me back whenever.
I'll be around all day.