The Picard Song

Here's to the finest crew in Starfleet!
Engage!

Captain Jean-Luc Picard of the USS Enterprise.
Captain Jean-Luc Picard of the USS Enterprise.

Ma-Ma-Ma-Ma-Ma-Ma-Ma-Make it so. (Jean-Luc Picard.)
Make it so.
Ma-Ma-Ma-Ma-Ma-Ma-Ma-Make it so. (Jean-Luc Picard.)
Make it so.

The first duty of every Starfleet officer is to the [bad word] 
Scientific [bad word]  or historical [bad word]  or personal [bad word] 
It is the guiding principal upon which Starfleet is based!
Now if you can't find it within yourself to stand up for the [bad word] 
You don't deserve to wear that uniform!

This is [bad word] a speech.
You're the Captain Sir. You're entitled.
Hmm. I'm not entitled to ramble on about something everyone knows.

Captain Jean-Luc Picard of the USS Enterprise.
Captain Jean-Luc Picard of the USS Enterprise.

Ma-Ma-Ma-Ma-Ma-Ma-Ma-Make it so. (Jean-Luc Picard.)
Make it so.
Ma-Ma-Ma-Ma-Ma-Ma-Ma-Make it so. (Jean-Luc Picard.)
Make it so.

He just kept talking in one long incredibly unbroken sentence, moving from topic to topic, so that no one had the chance to [bad word] 
it was really quite hypnotic.

Incredibly unbroken sentence,
Moving from topic to topic,
Incredibly unbroken sentence,
Moving from topic to topic.

Moving from topic to topic.
Quite hypnotic.

Incredibly unbroken sentence,
Moving from topic to topic,
Incredibly unbroken sentence,
Moving from topic to topic.

Moving from topic to topic.
Quite hypnotic.

Incredibly unbroken sentence,
Moving from topic to topic,
Incredibly unbroken sentence,
Moving from topic to topic.

Moving from topic to topic.
Quite hypnotic.

notic-notic-notic-notic

Captain Jean-Luc Picard of the USS Enterprise.
Captain Jean-Luc Picard of the USS Enterprise.

Ma-Ma-Ma-Ma-Ma-Ma-Ma-Make it so. (Jean-Luc Picard.)
Make it so.
Ma-Ma-Ma-Ma-Ma-Ma-Ma-Make it so. (Jean-Luc Picard.)
Make it so.

You'll have to call again, I'm just leaving.
I'm ah, not dressed properly.

My-My-My-My

My love is a fever,
longing still for that which no longer
nurseth the disease
(Tell me more.
You'll have to call again.)

In faith, I do not love thee, with mine eyes.
They in thee a thousand errors see.
But 'tis my heart, that loves, what they despise.

Who in spite of view are pleased to dote,
Shall [bad word] thee, to a summer's day?
(Tell me more.
You'll have to call again.)

Darmok. And Jalad. At Tenagra.
Darmok. (Engage) And Jalad. At Tenagra. (This is the Captain speaking.)
Darmok. And Jalad. At Tenagra.
Darmok. (Engage) Angelad. At-tanagra. (This is the Captain speaking.)

I am Locutus of Borg.
You will respond to my questions.
I am Locutus of Borg.
You are Borg.

I am Locutus of Borg.
You will assist us.
I am Locutus of Borg.
You are Borg.

I am Locutus of Borg.
Lock phasers on that vessel.
I am Locutus of Borg.
There are FOUR LIGHTS!

Captain Jean-Luc Picard of the USS Enterprise.
Captain Jean-Luc Picard of the USS Enterprise.

Ma-Ma-Ma-Ma-Ma-Ma-Ma-Make it so. (Jean-Luc Picard.)
Make it so.
Ma-Ma-Ma-Ma-Ma-Ma-Ma-Make it so. (Jean-Luc Picard.)
Make it so.

Captain Jean-Luc Picard of the USS Enterprise.
Captain Jean-Luc Picard of the USS Enterprise.

Ma-Ma-Ma-Ma-Ma-Ma-Ma-Make it so. (Jean-Luc Picard.)
Make it so.
Ma-Ma-Ma-Ma-Ma-Ma-Ma-Make it so. (Jean-Luc Picard.)
Make it so.

Captain Jean-Luc Picard of the USS Enterprise.
Captain Jean-Luc Picard of the USS Enterprise.

Ma-Ma-Ma-Ma-Ma-Ma-Ma-Make it so. (Jean-Luc Picard.)
Make it so.
Ma-Ma-Ma-Ma-Ma-Ma-Ma-Make it so.