[bad word] all ye young [bad word] all ye old sods
Bring your pimply faced boyfriends and glowering Dads

Bring your brothers and sisters and grandparents too
Your lunatic Aunty and [bad word] Uncle Lou

There'll be bonfires from Kalaloch to Portland tonight
To celebrate summer and sing out the light
 [bad word] all come - [bad word] along

We'll strike up a quick tune to call out the boys
One to hike up your skirts to and make lots of noise

We'll play out a waltz to encourage romance
And we'll make it a slow one so the old folks can dance
 [bad word] all come - [bad word] along

Starch up your linens [bad word] without clothes
For no matter what covers we'll dance in our bones [bad word]  timid young virgins and old libertines
For it's mid-summers eve and [bad word] here to dream
 [bad word] all come - [bad word] along

Leave off your prayin' and leave off your hate
For there are none of us sinners and none of saints

We'll feast and we'll dance and we'll stay up too late
And if the [bad word] knockin' he'll just have to wait!
 [bad word] all come - [bad word] along

There'll be bonfires from Kalaloch to Portland tonight…