What in the world was i thinking,
when i went and bought you those flowers and candy,
i was thinking that every girl wants a nice guy,
someone she can [bad word]  but i guess i was not right.

what is wrong with me?...
or do i have to be...
a jerk so you'll want me...
a jerk so we can be...together happily and this time i will use you
and if you ask me nice, then i'll even abuse you
frequently i'll tell you, your fat and annoying,
frequently i'll tell you i don't want a girlfriend.

what is wrong with me?...
or do i have to be...a jerk so you'll want me
a jerk so we can be...together happily...
and i won't ever call you,
and i will cheat on you whenever i want to
after that i'll tell you i'm sorry, forgive me
then i don't know why but you want to be with me

what is wrong with you?
its sad but it is [bad word] 
you're forcing me to play, the same old stupid games,
cause you want what you can't have,
so i have to treat you bad,
i don't mean to be so mean,
but you're forcing me to be...a jerk so you'll want me
a jerk so we can be...together happily
together happily

then you'll leave me, and you'll find a man
who'll love you so much he'll ask for your hand
gonna call my mum and treat you like you're trash
i don't know why but you'll still want me back.

what is wrong with you?
it's sad but it is [bad word] 
you're forcing me to play, the same old stupid games,
cause you want what you can't have,
so i have to treat you bad,
i don't mean to be so mean,
but you're forcing me to be...a jerk so you'll want me,
a jerk so we can be...together happily...
together happily, we'll be together happily.