I turned thirteen I can [bad word] 
 [bad word] over and sits with me
 We watch movies, go online
 Unrestricted parental guidance
 Everyday that's how we be, had all his attention on me
 'Till my pops got me that new Playstation 3
 And a twenty-inch flat HD

 That's why I, I hate Madden, that's why I, I hate madden
 'Cause that joystick, messed around and took my boyfriend
 Them games be makin' me so sick, 'cause I [bad word] 
 It's either me or that TV
 Put down that joystick, messed around and took my boyfriend
 Them games be makin' me so sick, 'cause I [bad word] 
 He [bad word] just to see me
 That's why I, I hate Madden, that's why I, I hate madden, oh

 I was cool, we'd share it at first, you know
 Now I'm taking this personal, hands on my hip, muggin', neck rollin'
 Snatched the controller, game over
 He was cool but he flipped on me, now I see how it's gon' be

 Made him bounce, he don't really want me

 That's why I, I hate Madden, that's why I, I hate madden
 'Cause that joystick, messed around and took my boyfriend
 Them games be makin' me so sick, 'cause I [bad word] 
 It's either me or that TV
 Put down that joystick, messed around and took my boyfriend
 Them games be makin' me so sick, 'cause I [bad word] 
 He [bad word] just to see me
 That's why I, I hate Madden, that's why I, I hate madden, oh

 Mr. No Good, video game addicted,
 The type that I should have known not to mess with
 I had his heart, his number one chick (now it's over)
 So he couldn't have been [bad word] 
 It's like I wasn't even in the room, he was all up in that
 "tick, tick, boom"
 How you 'gon worry 'bout fist and ten, all I'm sayn',
 You really should have put this ten first

 Ha-ha ha-ha ha
 Ha-ha ha ha

 'Cause that joystick, messed around and took my boyfriend
 Them games be makin' me so sick, 'cause I [bad word] 
 It's either me or that TV
 Put down that joystick, messed around and took my boyfriend
 Them games be makin' me so sick, 'cause I [bad word] 
 He [bad word] just to see me
 That's why I, I hate Madden, that's why I, I hate madden,
 That's why I, I hate Madden, that's why I, I hate madden, oh