This is for all you Alliance and Horde out there.

Especially you Forsaken [bad word]  you picked the wrong side.

Yo it's Arthas, baby. Get your parkas, ladies.

Yo, show 'em how it's done.
 [bad word]  Northrend, Nerzhul, where you at?
(Grarrrgrghh), Yo, we even got a ghoul on the track.
Hold onto your bawls, [bad word] s about to go down
So don't wait up, mother [bad word]  meet you up on Icecrown.

Yo, T10 just can't defend against the Lich King's cold,
Hope you specced [bad word] the [bad word] away", your party just got told
Your life on cooldown forever, my boy is in it to win,
He's wipin' more raids than Leeroy Jenkins.

While you grind for rep, he just grinds with ladies
that nec-romantic magic makes the women go crazy
No one plays like the Lich King, so stick to your dailies.
He's the boss of the bosses, you're a [bad word] level 80.

Icecrown Incorporated open for business,
Q1's looking good, expect a rise in rez sickness,
go macro slash wrist, cuz the boss's undying,
and its kill or be killed, so GET LICH OR DIE TRYIN.

We ain't sick [bad word] of the year, for sure, but we was nominated
All hope is lost, Obama just got abominated
We got Barrack, you got less chance than Ralph Nader
You want the crown you'll need more raid than an exterminator.

There's a vamp givin us a bad name out there,
We deal in death and despair, he'd rather [bad word] with his hair,
Dude can't even get laid, he just stares lookin' sullen,
Diamond skinned little [bad word]  yo mother [bad word] Edward Cullen.

Try to [bad word] with his plans, hes gonna make you his [bad word] 
Ride you round like a mount, theres no escaping the Lich.
Remember Wrathgate? Saurfang the Younger? [bad word] just reach out his sword and say Frostmourne hungers

And like that your soul's locked into servitude,
there's no more gettin' loot, no more 2v2s,
why don't you qq newbs, back to Barrens chat [bad word] 
He's the Lich King, mother [bad word]  [bad word] KING OF THE LICHES.

You Uther, where you at? Whattup Saurfang? Fordragon, whattup? Oh that's right. Y'all dudes are dead.

King's still on the throne, man. Been on there since W-C-3.

We ain't goin' no where. We out.