Oh, it's bad luck to be you.
chosen one of many isn't new
When you think you're full of luck
in the bullock's you'll get [bad word] 
Oh, it's bad luck to be you.

It's time to face you're own reality.
There's one thing we can say with certainty.
That it's you that has been chosen
Even though you've been opposin'
I guess you were the only nominee.

Oh, it's bad luck to be you.
The prophecy is [bad word] [bad word] 
In a pickle you'll be stuck
Like a chicken you'll cluck
Oh, it's bad luck to be you.

 [bad word] to the end of our tale
We've sung a lot and drank up all the ale.
You are pretty much a fraud
And for that we do applaud.
Even though we all were hoping you would fail.

Oh, it's bad luck to be you.
Don't think for just a second it's not [bad word] 
When your life [bad word] amuck
You'll see that you're the [bad word] 
Oh, it's bad luck to be
Really bad luck to be
Nobody could disagree.
It's a freaking guarantee.
Oh, it's bad luck to be you.
Diddly doo.