Eagles - Hotel California

On a dark desert highway, cool wind in my hair 
 Warm smell of colitas rising up through the air 
 Up ahead in the distance, I saw a shimmering light 
 My head grew heavy, and my sight grew dim 
 I had to stop for the night 
 There she stood in the doorway; 
 I heard the mission bell 
 I was thinking to myself, 
 'This could be Heaven or this could be [bad word]  
 Then she lit up a candle and she show me the way 
 There were voices down the corridor,
 I thought I heard them say... 

 [bad word] to the Hotel California' 
 'Such a lovely place' (such a lovely place)
 'Such a lovely face' 
 'There's plenty of room at the Hotel California' 
 'Any time of year' (any time of year)
 'You can find it here' 

 Her mind is Tiffany-twisted, She got the Mercedes Bends 
 She's got a lot of pretty, pretty boys, she calls friends 
 How they dance in the courtyard, sweet summer sweat. 
 Some dance to remember, some dance to forget 
 So I called up the Captain, 'Please bring me my wine' 
 He said, 'We haven't had that spirit here since 1969' 
 And still those voices are calling from far away 
 Wake you up in the middle of the night 
 Just to hear them say... 

 [bad word] to the Hotel California' 
 'Such a lovely Place' (such a lovely place)
 'Such a lovely face' 
 They living it up at the Hotel California 
 What a nice surprise! (what a nice surprise!)
 Bring your alibis 

 Mirrors on the ceiling, the pink champagne on ice 
 And she said 'We are all just prisoners here, of our own device' 
 And in the master's chambers, they gathered for the feast 
 They stab it with their steely knives, but they just can't kill the beast 
 Last thing I remember, I [bad word] for the door 
 I had to find the passage back to the place I was before 
 'Relax' said the night man, 'We are programed to receive' 
 'You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave'