What to drink
What to wear
Don't you understand, this is television
Americans love television
So what do we do
We give 'em what they want!

Stay with us
We can all be happy here
Stay with us
We give 'em what they want!
Stay with us
We can all be happy here
Stay with us
We give 'em what they want!

We have reason to believe
He used scanning techniques
We have reason to believe [bad word] out
We have reason to believe
He used scanning techniques
We have reason to believe [bad word] out

Game!
This wasn't meant to be a game! Arg! (?)
Wasn't meant to be a game! Arg! (?)
Game!
This wasn't meant to be a game! Arg! (?)
Wasn't meant to be a game! Arg! (?)

We have reason to believe
He used scanning techniques
We have reason to believe
Stay with us
We have reason to believe
He used scanning techniques
We have reason to believe
You got the wrong channel

We have reason to believe
Television
Reason to believe
Television
Reason to believe
Television
Reason to believe
Television

*Repeat*
 [bad word] out [bad word] out

Television