harvey fierstein told me you [bad word] 
john zorn called to tell me you're great
the caller I.d. was from a [bad word] bar
you guys [bad word] suck

any guy who likes you
like neurosis and [bad word] up his [bad word] 
you think you're so [bad word] original
 [bad word] bars used to be original too

you never get bad reviews
because all the writers shoot up [bad word] 
everyone who likes you
is a [bad word] homoual [bad word]