Clerk:       Next!
Evelyn:    Good morning. I need five airmail stamps, please.
C:             Sure. Anything else?
E:             Yes. I also want a money order for two hundred dollars.
C:             OK. Please fill out these three forms and sign here. 
E:             Fine.
C:            You are sending the money order within the United States, aren’t you?
E:            No, it’s going to Argentina. 
C:            In that case, you need to fill out this form as well.
E:            Another form?
C:            Yes, sorry. Can I help you with anything else?
E:            Yes, you have passport applications, don’t you?
C:            Well, for that you’ll have to go stand in that line over there.
E:             You’re kidding, aren’t you?
C:             No, unfortunately I’m not.
E:             How [bad word] #33;
C:             I know it is. Sorry about that.