Get yourself together, let the light pour in 
Pour yourself a hot bath, pour yourself a drink 
Nothing's gonna happen without warning 
Down is the new up 
What is up, buttercup? 
Down is the new up, is the new up 

Won't you be my girl? 
Won't you be my girl? 

Your services are not required 
...(Won't you be my girl?) 
Your future's bleak, you're so last week 
...(Won't you be my girl?) 

Ladies and gentlemen without a safety net 
I shall now perform a 180 flip-flop 
I shall now amputate, I shall now contort 
Because down is the new up 
What if I just flip-flop? 

Down is the new up 
Down is the new up 
Down is the new up, is the new up 

You crawled off and left us 
Crawled off and left us 
...(You crawled off and left us)
Caught on candid camera 
...(Crawled off and left us)
The [bad word] in your armor 
...(You [bad word] 
Topsy-turvy town 
...(You [bad word] 
Topsy-turvy town 
...(You crawled off and left us)
Take your pockets out 
...(Crawled off and left us)
Pass it on, pass it down 
...(You [bad word] 
Topsy-turvy town 
...(You [bad word] 
Topsy-turvy town