Yooooooooo!!!

Jugemu jugemu gokou no surikire
Kaijari suigyo no suigyoumatsu
Unraimatsu fuuraimatsu [bad word] tokoro ni sumu tokoro

Yaburakouji no burakouji
Paipo paipo paipo no shuuringan

Shuuringan no guurindai
Guurindai no ponpokopii no
Ponpoko naa no choukyuumei no
Chousuke!

Choito ojikan itadakimasu
Goseichou kudasai
 [bad word] 
Warau koto to [bad word] (ha!)
Omatsuri yarou to tokimasu (soiya)
Sono kokoro wa? sono kokoro wa?
Dochira mo happi ni [bad word] deshou
Oato ga yoroshii you de

Waraou waraou saa waraimasho
Konna jidai koso waraimasho
Waraou (soiya soiya) naitara make da
Yakekuso waraimasho

Haranbanjou sui mo amai mo
Norikoeta appare nihonjin
Waraou donna toki demo
Nani kuso waraimasho

Guwahhahha (guwahhahha) nyohhohho (nyohhohho)
Kuuki nante yomazu ni warattoke
Egao (egao!) egao! (egao!)
Warau kado ni wa [bad word] [bad word] 

Minnasama, kyou wa youkoso oide [bad word] Koko de isseki!!

Nezumi no ko ga oyome ni itte, jiki ni kaette kita nde,
Nezumi no okaasan ga, taihen okotte,
“Anna, ii tokoro he, omae totsuide
Dare ga iya de dete kita ndai?”
“Iie, daaremo kirai ja nai ndesu keredo,
Goinkyosan ga yasashii nde, iya na no.”
“Yasashii nnara kekkou jaa nai ka nee.”
“Demo, neko nadegoe desu mono.”

Isogashisa ni mi wo makasete
Kiete iku da nante beranmee!

Waraou waraou waraenakute mo
Warau shika nai desho waraimasho
Waraou (soiya soiya) koukaku agete
Hitasura waraimasho

Ounin no ran ookiki nsae
KURIA [bad word] gendai nihonjin
Waraou miraieigou
Guhaha to waraimasho

Komusume no tawagoto, to kirisutenai de
Shikametsura nanka hen na kao
Egao wo mitai kara

Waraou waraou saa waraimasho
Konna jidai koso waraimasho
Waraou (soiya soiya) naitara make da
Yakekuso waraimasho

Haranbanjou sui mo amai mo
Norikoeta appare nihonjin
Waraou donna toki demo
Nani kuso waraimasho

Hitasura waraimasho

Guwahhahha (guwahhahha) nyohhohho (nyohhohho)
Kuuki nante yomazu ni warattoke
Egao (egao!) egao! (egao!)
Warau kado ni wa [bad word] [bad word]