Who's a friend to the King of all the monkey's?
Who's a pal to the duck who won't fly south?
Who's the buddy of the Bible Quoting Aardvark?
Who's the chum of the cat inside your mouth?

He is a cow! It's Mooby Cow!
Oh sweet Bovine, our lives to you we vow!
We want him now! That Mooby Cow!
'Cause we're all soldiers in the Mooby Troops, Ka-Pow!

Oh we'll all have some loverly adventures
with Surly and the Pat-Pat Monkey King!
And with Enoch and Little Eddie Dentures!
We'll put smiles on the [bad word] as we sing!

About that cow! Mooby the Cow!
Who only moos when we beg and scream and shout!
Master of Tao! Mooby the Cow!
With only sacred enlightenedness allowed!