[bad word] this band
And their demon seed
'Cos if they burst out
You're responsible

Yeah, [bad word] this band
'Cos their clothes don't fit
But their dancing clowns
Are incredible

Keep your passport near
There is no other disappointment here
There is no other disappointment here
There are no other obstacles

 [bad word] this band
'Cos they swear too much
It's an obvious ploy
And irresponsible

 [bad word] this band
Yeah, [bad word] their holes
But if they split up
You're responsible

Keep your passport near
There is no other disappointment here
There is no other disappointment here
There are no other obstacles

 [bad word] this band
And their foolish pride
Which lets them think
They can get away with this