She don’t even know exactly where she wants to go
Was that a double negative oh never mind let’s go
To the next line of the story
I met her at the smoothie king she said Seattle’s best
She may be right think I remember coffee on her breath
She smoked cigarettes, I chewed bubble gum

I know I shouldn’t take it but I think I kind of like it
When she tells me that I’m dumb
And this may sound pathetic but I think that we can make it
We’ll go on and on and on and on

Love songs suck and fairy tales aren’t [bad word] And happy ending Hollywood is not for me and you

So add it up and break it down
It’s not that hard to figure out
You're crazy and I’m crazy about you

Everyone around me says she brings a brother down
And mommy thinks she’s great but then again she’s not around
To see her throw a fit, borderlining conniption
And all this only matters if we listen anyway
And she’s all I can think about so I must not be [bad word] I’m her lunatic and she’s my psychopath

I know I shouldn’t take it but I think I kind of like it
When she tells me that I’m dumb
And this may sound pathetic but I think that we can make it
We’ll go on and on and on and on

Love songs suck and fairy tales aren’t [bad word] And happy ending Hollywood is not for me and you

So add it up and break it down
It’s not that hard to figure out
You're crazy and I’m crazy about you

And we are the lucky ones we’ll get matching tee shirts [bad word] at the mall
Hang out at the pretzel stand and make fun of people who laugh if someone falls
Watch everyone else hold hands and try so hard and maybe we’ll start to see
That you and me we’re not so crazy

Michael Bolton (never liked him)
Celine dion
Air Supply
And now… ME

Love songs suck and fairy tales aren’t [bad word] (Love songs make me sick cuz they’re not [bad word] 
And happy ending Hollywood is not for me and you
Hollywood California
So add it up and break it down (add it up and break it down)
It’s not that hard to figure out
You're crazy and I’m crazy about you

Love songs make me sick cuz they’re not [bad word] You're crazy and I’m crazy about you
Crazy cuz im crazy about you
Your crazy and im crazy about you… yeah