Up the duff and on [bad word] Off to Blackpool, sand and sun
She's got a buggy, for a baby
She's a Red Light District lady
He got a distinction in PE
His Mum got nicked for his [bad word] Now he's a multiple offender
She's a back-door [bad word] bender

And in this day and age
It's all the rage
Rape and pillage and ual slaves
Aborted babies don't get, graves
ual riot
ual riot
ual riot
ual riot

And you could call me crazy
Stupid people been talking lazy
And it's just a craze
But even babies got babies these days

And in this day and age
It's all the rage
Rape and pillage and ual slaves
Aborted babies don't get, graves
ual riot
ual riot
ual riot
ual riot

He goes around the houses when he's looking for Johnny
And he's the kinda guy who will take just what he needs
I say he don't got time to get in a fight, he doesn't have a laugh
And the bleeding time he's always acting daft

And in this day and age
It's all the rage
Rape and pillage and ual slaves
Aborted babies don't get, graves
ual riot
ual riot
ual riot
ual riot