Now Little Will was from the hills way back in the sticks 
He got his reputation from turning on them country chicks 
He drove a souped up hot rod car buddy he could really 
Knock those little girls off their feet yeah 
Hillbilly Willy 
He'd talk that ole sweet lovers talk with a hillbilly drawl 
Willy wasn't much for looks he was only five feet tall 
But when he talked that ole sweet talk he drove those little girls silly 
They stood in line waiting for their time to court 
Hillbilly Willy 

Then this country cyclops who measured six foot nine 
Came up to Little Will and said, "You stole that little girl of mine" 
Then there was a awful brawl boy it was a dilly 
When the fighting stopped there on top stood 
Hillbilly Willy 

Now the moral of the story is to be a lover you gotta be tough 
Even if you're just five feet tall you gotta be able to [bad word] your stuff 
Now to all you lovers in radioland, if your love life's a little chilly 
Bear in mind the rough, tough kind like 
Hillbilly Willy 

Just bear in mind the rough, tough kind like 
Hillbilly Willy